The One-Finger Salute

Thumbs up to the Fresno State minds behind the Junmai skirt steak. It is a piece of “sake-infused” beef — and perhaps the cleverest means of sneaking alcohol into the football stadium that we’ve heard of.

Thumbs up to midterms. We were sleeping too much anyway.

Thumbs down to the graders of the CBEST test. A source — who wishes to remain anonymous, but who we assure is a real person — insists he or she passed, despite having forgotten almost everything about math — including how to multiply.

Thumbs down to ABC for deciding to produce a sitcom based on the cavemen from the Geico commercials. Thirty seconds is long enough for us.

Thumbs up to the men’s basketball team for its third-place seed in the WAC tournament. The team finished with a six-game winning streak, including wins against Utah State and New Mexico State on the road, providing those teams’ only losses at home this season.

“The One-Finger Salute” is culled each week from discussions in The Collegian newsroom.

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