Thumbs up to the Fresno State minds behind the Junmai skirt steak. It is a piece of â€œsake-infused” beef â€” and perhaps the cleverest means of sneaking alcohol into the football stadium that weâ€™ve heard of.
Thumbs up to midterms. We were sleeping too much anyway.
Thumbs down to the graders of the CBEST test. A source â€” who wishes to remain anonymous, but who we assure is a real person â€” insists he or she passed, despite having forgotten almost everything about math â€” including how to multiply.
Thumbs down to ABC for deciding to produce a sitcom based on the cavemen from the Geico commercials. Thirty seconds is long enough for us.
Thumbs up to the menâ€™s basketball team for its third-place seed in the WAC tournament. The team finished with a six-game winning streak, including wins against Utah State and New Mexico State on the road, providing those teamsâ€™ only losses at home this season.
“The One-Finger Salute” is culled each week from discussions in The Collegian newsroom.