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March 10, 2006     California State University, Fresno

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The Internet – my one and only love

The living joke that is Chuck Norris

 

The Internet – my one and only love
THE INTERNET IS my one and only. For that reason alone, I’m going to marry the Internet in the near future and all of you are invited to the glorious wedding ceremony that will include the passing of laptops as gifts to each guest. That means everyone can make expressions of happiness or sadness with letters and punctuations like : ( or : )  More>>

The living joke that is Chuck Norris
IF THE INTERNET, that omniscient and infallible depository of useless information, is to be believed, Chuck Norris might just be the rapture incarnate.  More>>