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31-27
Utah State gave us a fright, but we came out all right. You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, he brought us a great escape. The Aggies thought they’d get a treat, but it was all a trick and a defeat. OK, we’ll stop now, promise.

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Fresno State remix of “I Gotta Feeling” by Y101
Among the lyrics: “Tonight’s gonna be the ‘Dogs’ night. Tonight’s gonna be a Bulldogs night. Fresno State, mazel tov. Jump out that sofa, meet me off Shaw.”
Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

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Time change
Yesterday was the one day a year you got to sleep an extra hour and it was all okay because of the “time change.”

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Time change
However, if you arrive to class late today you will look like the most pathetic waste of human skin that ever lived. And it will be true.

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Basketball season
The first scrimmage is this Wednesday. Now is your last chance to dream of a magical season that won’t involve any embarrassing losses, players getting arrested or losing in the first round of the WAC tournament to Something State. Dream now, you’ve only got 48 hours left!