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Our Bulldogs have still never lost to New Mexico State. Pat Hill’s new slogan: “NMSU, anytime, anywhere.”

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Tower District mural debate

Some residents don’t want a huge painting next to their house. Others are worried about the impact on property values. Some are also angry that they weren’t asked what would be appropriate for a mural. And another group of residents actually has real problems to deal with.

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Marge Simpson on the cover of Playboy

Don’t pretend you aren’t curious.

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Swine flu declared national emergency

This disease can’t decide whether it’s a serious threat or not and it goes by two names. So it’s just like that weird ex-girlfriend who is still stalking you two years after the breakup.

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“Man crashes La-Z-Boy chair”

On Friday The Collegian ran a story about a man who crashed an easy chair — which he had converted into a go-kart — into a parked car. He had a .29 BAC at the time. This is why you should read the Friday editions of The Collegian.

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“Dithering”

Really Dick Cheney? “Dithering” on Afghanistan? Here’s a word for you, “Shut up and go back to being the washed-up ex Vice President of an extremely unpopular administration that you are.”