California State University, Fresno

One-finger salute

Culled each week from discussions in The Collegian newsroom.

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The ‘Dogs 51-0 pounding of UC Davis

There’s nothing better than watching your favorite team beat down a lesser opponent. Go ask Georgia, Oklahoma and Virginia Tech about those exciting openers against big-time teams.

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Racially themed football games

So Hispanic night gets followed immediately by a “white out”? Can you say irony? Next time they should pick a non-racial theme like “Bulldog night”. You know, where we honor local fans who are gang members.

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Non-traditional students

Isn’t it inspiring to see older people live their dream of going back to college? We should all be motivated by their struggle.

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Elderly Undergrads

On the other hand, what’s up with that one random old person in every class who won’t shut up and insists on having a one-on-one dialogue with the professor like nobody else is in the room?

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Lack of online comments

A survey found that 79% of Collegian readers don’t leave comments online. Since we’re not receiving much feedback it must mean everyone loves us right?

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Drake being replaced by Flo Rida at Big Fresno Fair

Drake canceled his appearance after falling from a stage last month. Ticket prices were cut as a result. In other words, “Drake hit the floor, next thing you know, tickets got low low low low low low low low.”

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New Band Uniforms

Not only were they at long last reunited with the students last weekend, they did so in sexy new threads worthy of fashion week.

 

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4 Responses to One-finger salute

  1. Mike Oz says:

    “Drake hit the floor, next thing you know, tickets got low low low low low low low low.”

    Well played.

  2. Mike Oz says:

    “Drake hit the floor, next thing you know, tickets got low low low low low low low low.”

    Well played.

  3. I totally hear you on the one random elderly student who always wants to ask questions, haha. I never realized it was such a universal experience. I always thought it was an uncommon phenomenon. That’s too funny.

  4. I totally hear you on the one random elderly student who always wants to ask questions, haha. I never realized it was such a universal experience. I always thought it was an uncommon phenomenon. That’s too funny.

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