Culled each week from discussions in The Collegian newsroom.
The new presidency
Letâ€™s hope our new president can lead the country out of the economic muck weâ€™re in. Weâ€™re broke and we donâ€™t like it.
Fresno State student volunteers
Kudos to all the Fresno State students that volunteered to work for â€œExtreme Makeover: Home Editionâ€ this past week. With your hard work, you represented our university in the effort to help a local family. We hope you at least had time to refuel by raiding the buffet table.
Slow Drivers on Herndon Ave
The greater expanse of the avenue has a 50 mph speed limit, kindly step on the gas.
Upcoming opening of Madden Library
We will finally be able to pick up thousands of books and browse through their contents at our leisure. Or in other words, procrastinators rejoice!
The builders of Snowzilla
The people of Anchorage, Alaska said to hell with the ban the city placed on their annual building of their giant snowman. The ability to use a snow figure to fight a city ruling is particularly motivating.
Added to the list of sorrows of the defeated Philadelphia Eaglesâ€™ quarterback is $2,000 worth of damages to his home caused by two overzealous Arizona Cardinalâ€™s fans. Although we know you â€œheart AZ,â€ you donâ€™t have to burn it on McNabbâ€™s lawn. Câ€™mon guys, give the guy a break.