Most of The Collegian’s staff graduated this past semester. Those who did not are working or interning around the state. These conditions make it difficult to coordinate coverage of anything right now — and believe me, as multimedia editor I am desolate that I could not be at the reception to get video of the returning champions.

-Fresno Job Guy

Now check this out, I could be wrong, but most student at attending the University are young adults and very handsome and gorgeous 30 somethings and older.

Fortunately for you, I am the poster child for the group, ‘reality bites’. Hey, I tell you what, I’ll give ya an extra 32 bucks if you get me the hell out of here in 3 semester plus one summer with a BS. Come on man, the average woman and Latino takes an average of 5 to 6 years plus to get a BS or BA – one heck of a retention policy (it could be that your not offering enough night courses, or your calenders are all screwy – what do you think inquirying minds want to know the obvious).

I’m already out 10K dollars for two blown semesters, because Fresno State is a challenge; in fact Fresno State is now working at 200% productivity levels while Nat. Univ. is working at the superior 120%. Meanwhile, the poster-child for the elitest hippy communes campus is running for class president and are financially secure (now I’m unrepresented, and there inexperience butts, looking to those with a particular interest in the Univeristy, will be assisting in creating policy). Good thing they are locals and have jobs to go back too…know what I mean. My English skills and math skills are weak and I don’t want any of you to be swept up by my norm. Now, I mean do you think AT&T’s marketing team (may they forgive me, I applied there) decided to come to Fresno County for the quality of labor? No, it was because of Fresno County’s 37K annual salaries that provide a buying power of what, 28K – cheap labor. Now, with inflation on the rise – what the heck?

O’ check me on this, but your pedagagies are lag’n. See, company’s like AT&T, Google, and Yahoo are looking to the arts for innovation. In fact, AT&T are starting an enormous marketing campaign shifting economic interest towards Mexico…stop the press, o’ my goodness. Viva Mexico!

Man, ease up, lets work at the recommended 120%…no, lets all be pompous and childish and give it 200%.

Viva Lindo!

I hate commenting, I lose sleep over it ; ) You know what I mean. You think we can get all the jocks with one thousand pound jacks to jack up the Lyles Center and move it clear across town, ’cause the future mayor of Fresno County is attracting to much publicity and makes us all paranoid (did I just write that – I’m not saying she going to win or anything like that).

I’m concerned about the ones that love the camera to much, they are acting sorta weird. I heard one student in the MBA program talking in an British accent, because he was in the middle of writing a book. Don’t ask me…I still talk to myself. Another student was pretending to be Scarlet O’hara.

Its the twilight zone. Okay, enough of this rant.

O’ a very powerful and rich CEO suggested once, to ensure no legal problems arise and that [we] can work to create campaigns that are going to instill modern day values into American homes, hire married people or going to be married people.

Best wishes.

He looks really tired. Another reason why it’s time for him to step down.

Forget staying through 2011 for the centennial celebration, Welty, and get out NOW. Hate to break it to you, but your plan for excellence fell apart a long time ago.

But in his defense I must say that he’d have one hell of a speech to give at the 100-year party. Think of all the shout-outs he could make to Tark, Vivas, Lopes, Milutinovich and so many more. Now there’s an event SJK can rent a limo for.